Thursday, January 31, 2008

I HAVE A SUPERIOR OS

And I don't care what Chris Craik says

I like taking pictures and posting them to my blog

I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Not exactly pretentious, but totally BADASS

I am proficient on a vertical mill. 

Sitting in class

I love sitting in class with my new MacBook Pro. I try to sit halfway back, so only half the class can see what an incredible laptop I'm using. Sitting at the front would just be too pretentious. I make sure to utilize my Dashboard, just to show it off.

Fun fact: My Mechatronics professor also has a MacBook Pro.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Fancy Cocktail Party

This weekend was particularly exquisite. On Saturday I got dressed up to show off my inner diva. Complete with a Jessica McClintock dress and matching clutch, I made quite the entrance. I wish I could have brought my new MacBook Pro to the event to show it off, but I was scared my friends would spill their declasse drinks on it. Not to be disheartened, while sipping on a cosmopolitan I casually brought up how an Apple runs Vista better than a PC. My boyfriend spent the entire time talking about $2,000 cameras with a film major, but they're both Apple users, so I let it slide.
 

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Science of Sleep

I saw Science of Sleep last night and it changed my life. I think I'll make a video blog entry about it later after I sip a glass of Merlot. 



Ape Tit

I environ pour faire pain grillé français, en français, bitches. 

The level of pretentiousness in this room just went up a notch

I just spent A LOT of money on a new computer. Sure, I could have gotten a comparable Dell for a lot less, but it just doesn't have that same touch of elitism. With my backlit keyboard and embedded webcam, I just scream iBadass.

I just wanted to share it with everyone I know: I am better than you.

I think this sleeve of temporary tattoos illustrates my point: