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I environ pour faire pain grillé français, en français, bitches. 

The level of pretentiousness in this room just went up a notch

I just spent A LOT of money on a new computer. Sure, I could have gotten a comparable Dell for a lot less, but it just doesn't have that same touch of elitism. With my backlit keyboard and embedded webcam, I just scream iBadass.

I just wanted to share it with everyone I know: I am better than you.

I think this sleeve of temporary tattoos illustrates my point: