But seriously, it was awesome. Because of the rain she just flew off the hood of the car and bounced on the concrete like a rubber ball. And then once the situation was resolved and the car drove away (I guess she had a really padded butt), she turns to her friend and goes "Girl, I just got hit by a fucking car!"
Props to James for being a stud and getting the car so I didn't have to run across the HEB parking lot in the rain. Also so I could witness incredible accidents.
