I just saw a girl get hit by a car and it was totally sweet

The girl was wearing all black and it was raining at night. Totally deserved to be hit. She probably would have bounced off fine and dandy if she was a Mac user. 

But seriously, it was awesome. Because of the rain she just flew off the hood of the car and bounced on the concrete like a rubber ball. And then once the situation was resolved and the car drove away (I guess she had a really padded butt), she turns to her friend and goes "Girl, I just got hit by a fucking car!"

Props to James for being a stud and getting the car so I didn't have to run across the HEB parking lot in the rain. Also so I could witness incredible accidents.