These are not rhetorical

Why haven't they contacted me yet?

Why can't I get the nerve to just apply already?

Why haven't I just sat down and written it yet?

Why do I have to be the puppet master?

Why haven't I just given it up yet and quit?

Why can't I speak up for myself and take credit?

Why did that check bounce?

Why do dumb girls have to break his heart?

But most importantly, what's going to happen in 9 months?